| Square | USA Today | 17 Oct 2025 | 
          
            | Not cool | LA Times Daily | 12 Oct 2025 | 
          
            | Square | Thomas Joseph | 25 Jul 2025 | 
          
            | Square | New York Times | 24 Jul 2025 | 
          
            | Not following the latest fashions |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it | Premier Sunday | 15 Jun 2025 | 
          
            | "You guys are so ____ it's a wonder your bums don't fall off" (Zaphod Beeblebrox) | The Times Specialist Sunday | 25 May 2025 | 
          
            | Not hot or cool | New York Times | 14 May 2025 | 
          
            | Not with it at all |  |  | 
          
            | Far from cool | Premier Sunday | 04 May 2025 | 
          
            | Not at all fashionable |  |  | 
          
            | Exhibiting square properties? |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it | Universal | 20 Mar 2025 | 
          
            | Dorky | Wall Street Journal | 27 Jan 2025 | 
          
            | Like someone still using Facebook as their primary social media |  |  | 
          
            | Super-square |  |  | 
          
            | Socially square | New York Times Mini | 02 Dec 2024 | 
          
            | So not cool | Universal | 16 Nov 2024 | 
          
            | Square | Thomas Joseph | 11 Nov 2024 | 
          
            | Not trendy at all | Newsday | 03 Nov 2024 | 
          
            | Not cool | The Telegraph Cross Atlantic | 21 Sep 2024 | 
          
            | Not "with it" | New York Times Mini | 27 Aug 2024 | 
          
            | Not cool | Commuter | 21 Jun 2024 | 
          
            | Daggy Chopin music evenly rearranged (5) |  |  | 
          
            | Square | LA Times Daily | 03 May 2024 | 
          
            | Not trendy at all | Newsday | 10 Apr 2024 | 
          
            | You heard dram's swallowed hot, not cool | The Guardian Quiptic | 18 Mar 2024 | 
          
            | You heard dram's swallowed hot, not cool (5) |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool | USA Today | 28 Feb 2024 | 
          
            | Not trendy | Newsday | 21 Feb 2024 | 
          
            | Not cool | TV | 18 Feb 2024 | 
          
            | Not cool | New York Times | 21 Dec 2023 | 
          
            | Not very cool | USA Today | 11 Nov 2023 | 
          
            | Geeky, perhaps | Wall Street Journal | 28 Oct 2023 | 
          
            | Not fashionable | Newsday | 16 Oct 2023 | 
          
            | Square | Wall Street Journal | 12 Oct 2023 | 
          
            | Squarish? | New York Times | 04 Oct 2023 | 
          
            | Not cool | New York Times | 25 Sep 2023 | 
          
            | Not cool | Universal | 19 Jun 2023 | 
          
            | Not cool | USA Today | 21 Jan 2023 | 
          
            | Square | Wall Street Journal | 12 Jan 2023 | 
          
            | Not cool | Universal | 28 Oct 2022 | 
          
            | Geeky | Newsday | 03 Jul 2022 | 
          
            | Not cool | USA Today | 27 Jun 2022 | 
          
            | Far from cool | USA Today | 10 Apr 2022 | 
          
            | Behind the times | Universal | 16 Mar 2022 | 
          
            | Behind the times | Universal | 17 Feb 2022 | 
          
            | Square | LA Times Daily | 14 Nov 2021 | 
          
            | Not with the times | New York Times | 18 Oct 2021 | 
          
            | Square | New York Times | 27 Jan 2021 | 
          
            | Local one in square | The Telegraph Toughie | 02 Oct 2020 | 
          
            | Not with it | Newsday | 16 Jul 2020 | 
          
            | Square | Newsday | 27 Jun 2020 | 
          
            | Not cool | USA Today | 10 Apr 2020 | 
          
            | Not cool | Universal | 13 Dec 2019 | 
          
            | Far from cool | USA Today | 08 Nov 2019 | 
          
            | Behind the times | Wall Street Journal | 30 Sep 2019 | 
          
            | Squaresville | New York Times | 04 Jul 2019 | 
          
            | Behind the times | New York Times | 08 May 2019 | 
          
            | Not trendy at all | Newsday | 29 Apr 2019 | 
          
            | Neither hot nor cool | The New Yorker | 25 Mar 2019 | 
          
            | Square | Wall Street Journal | 23 Feb 2019 | 
          
            | Square | Universal | 04 Jan 2019 | 
          
            | Behind the times |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Behind the times |  |  | 
          
            | Squaresville |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | One local joint that's not trendy |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all cool | USA Today | 14 Sep 2018 | 
          
            | Not at all 'with it' | USA Today | 03 Sep 2018 | 
          
            | Not cool | The Washington Post | 18 Aug 2018 | 
          
            | Not cool | LA Times Daily | 18 Aug 2018 | 
          
            | “Shee, you guys are so ____ it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off” (Zaphod Beeblebrox) | The Times Specialist Sunday | 05 Aug 2018 | 
          
            | Not cool | Newsday | 24 Jun 2018 | 
          
            | Square, in the '60s | Universal | 09 May 2018 | 
          
            | Cool? No way | Universal | 30 Apr 2018 | 
          
            | Cool? No way |  |  | 
          
            | Square, in the '60s |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all "with it" |  |  | 
          
            | Square | Eugene Sheffer | 24 Nov 2017 | 
          
            | Definitely not cool | Universal | 16 Nov 2017 | 
          
            | Far from cool | The Washington Post | 07 Aug 2017 | 
          
            | Far from cool | LA Times Daily | 07 Aug 2017 | 
          
            | Behind the times | LA Times Daily | 26 Jul 2017 | 
          
            | Behind the times | The Washington Post | 26 Jul 2017 | 
          
            | Not trendy | Newsday | 07 Jun 2017 | 
          
            | A French joint that's out of fashion |  |  | 
          
            | Render 'disjointed' maybe with it? Hardly |  |  | 
          
            | Render "disjointed" maybe with it? Hardly | The Times Cryptic | 24 Mar 2017 | 
          
            | Definitely not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Far from cool |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Behind the times |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy, perhaps | Wall Street Journal | 25 Jul 2016 | 
          
            | Square | The Washington Post | 06 Jul 2016 | 
          
            | So not cool | New York Times | 07 Mar 2016 | 
          
            | Out of season, maybe | Jonesin | 10 Sep 2015 | 
          
            | Square | LA Times Daily | 24 Apr 2015 | 
          
            | Not cool at all | USA Today | 17 Mar 2015 | 
          
            | Not trendy |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool at all |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all cool |  |  | 
          
            | Definitely not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not groovy, man |  |  | 
          
            | Far from cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all cool |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Like a square |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Like TV's Urkel |  |  | 
          
            | Not plugged in |  |  | 
          
            | Opposite of cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool, man |  |  | 
          
            | Like Urkel, not the Fonz |  |  | 
          
            | Not "with it" |  |  | 
          
            | Not groovy or cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not groovy |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool, man |  |  | 
          
            | Square, man |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Definitely not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Dweebish or nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not groovy |  |  | 
          
            | Not in |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all with it |  |  | 
          
            | Not very cool |  |  | 
          
            | Stodgy |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Not groovy |  |  | 
          
            | Not faddish |  |  | 
          
            | Not faddish |  |  | 
          
            | Geeky |  |  | 
          
            | Opposite of cool, man |  |  | 
          
            | Opposite of cool, man |  |  | 
          
            | Not very cool |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all with it |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy, say |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Like a geek |  |  | 
          
            | Not "with it" |  |  | 
          
            | Not in |  |  | 
          
            | Geeky |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Geeky |  |  | 
          
            | Like a nerd |  |  | 
          
            | Not with it |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all cool |  |  | 
          
            | Square, so to speak |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Not cool at all |  |  | 
          
            | Square |  |  | 
          
            | Not at all "with it" |  |  | 
          
            | Nerdy |  |  | 
          
            | Hardly with it |  |  | 
          
            | Out of it |  |  | 
          
            | Like a nerd |  |  | 
          
            | Like a geekazoid |  |  | 
          
            | Geeky |  |  | 
          
            | Not fashionable |  |  | 
          
            | Definitely not with it |  |  |