Whom a bartender asks "Why the long face?" in a classic joke Crossword Clue

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RankAnswerLengthSourceDate
98% HORSE Whom a bartender asks "Why the long face?" in a classic joke (5) The Washington Post Mini Feb 23, 2026
5% CMON "Why the long wait?!" (4) Universal Oct 24, 2026
4% AGO Long, long __ (3) LA Times Daily Nov 2, 2026
4% GAG Comic's joke (3) Premier Sunday Nov 1, 2026
4% IRL Face-to-face, to a texter: Abbr. (3)
4% POSE Ask (4) LA Times Daily Oct 31, 2026
4% SNITCH Attractive parts of bar facing long grass (6) The Telegraph Toughie Oct 29, 2026
4% EON Long, long time (3) LA Times Daily Oct 29, 2026
4% WOE "Why me?" feeling (3) The Atlantic Oct 25, 2026
4% BIT Joke (3) USA Today Oct 24, 2026

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